Hi. I’m Keith Brown.
That’s not my picture.
Seemed like a lot of people’s websites have happy, smiling pictures of young, attractive people.
I am neither. But I thought it’d make you feel better to think I look like this handsome fella.
If that’s your picture, let me know. I’ll take it down and steal a picture of someone else, no problem.
I don’t want to do this. I don’t want to learn code. I don’t want to promote myself. I don’t want to do any of it.
But here we are, you and me, both wasting time doing something that doesn’t matter.
I’m a writer, not a designer, not a coder, not a self-promoter.
I’d rather be out on my bike, if you want to know the truth.